Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Belize (pt 2)

I'd like to start this post by answering a few of the questions I seem to be getting a lot from many readers of this blog:
1) Yes, we are still alive.
2) No, we are not in jail... for now, pending a more detailed inspection of our rented golf cart (see below).
3) Yes, Zack has managed to sprout some facial hair. It's kind of red and patchy and the mustache area resembles that of a 10 year old, but its all part of the charm. It's not fair for me to make fun of him with no means to defend himself (like that's ever stopped any of us before) so I have to admit my own facial hair has transformed me into the love child of Che Guevara and Mario (the plumber). In fact, the high volume of facial hair related questions has inspired me to start an ongoing section in the blog known as "Beard Watch". More on this below as well.
4) Yes, we're having a great time.
Now, if anyone still cares what we've been up to... We continued our diving certification and are now fully certified SCUBA divers. We did some great dives where we saw eagle rays, sting rays, eels, a few nurse sharks, and even a turtle. My camera unfortunately does not work underwater but I have this drawing. With the training wheels now off, I am no longer required to wear the Mankini. However, I do miss its support. That will take some getting used to.
We also attended the "World Famous Chicken Drop" in town, which is allegedly the world's longest running outdoor game. The toothless man at the bar said it is in the Guinness book of world records, maybe someone should look that up. Anyway, everyone buys a few squares, they throw pick one tourist to throw the chicken into the ring, and whichever square the chicken "drops" in, is the winner and takes home all the money. And then they are told they have to pick up the chicken droppings. Pretty entertaining.

On Cody's last full day, we took a trip to the Mayan ruins of Altun-Ha, a boat ride to the mainland and up the river, followed by a bus ride to the ruins. The ruins were pretty awesome, the best part being that you can climb on them pretty freely. We got to see the original temple that is on the bottles of the beer down here, Belikin (It's pretty much the only beer allowed onto the island, so needless to say we've had our fair share). Far and away my biggest regret is not getting a picture of our tour guide who looked EXACTLY like Greg Benson's Rasta twin. Had the dirty 'stache and all. It was incredible (the Benson cross-racial look alike mostly, the ruins were cool too).














Cody left on Saturday, and his fire and motivation will be missed. Following a gorgeous not-a-cloud-in-the-sky Sunday Funday full of Belikins, amazing BBQ on the beach, and some live music, the weather took a turn for the worse. At first, we were baffled as to what to do with ourselves due to the underwhelming number of indoor activities on this island. We decided to go exploring, via rented golf cart, seeing how far north we could drive it (Mexico is 40 miles, we were hoping we could make it 8). Despite, its bald off-road tires, broken seat, lack of a windshield and suspension, we made it about 5 miles up the coast until we decided we were pushing our luck when the depth and frequency of the puddles were growing rapidly. We returned the cart barely running, with the alignment off by about 45 degrees, and covered in mud. We figure we made up the Karma points by giving a young schoolby a ride home on the back. Even Steven.














BEARD WATCH: DAY 10(ish)
This is the section where we post awkward close-ups to demonstrate the true essence of our (attempt at) facial hair so you all can follow along at home. This was by popular demand.









Just one more day to go here. We hope to get in one more good sail with Uncle Fo to the neighboring island of Caye Caulker, and one last meal at our favorite restaurant Wild Mango's. After that, it's off to Miami to visit my cousin, watch probably the least anticipated Super Bowl matchup in history (prediction: Cardinals over Steelers 30-28), get a Brazilian visa, then catch a flight to Colombia.

Hope everyone is well at home, we miss you all. Let's see some more comments.

8 comments:

ErinH said...

Hey Guys! I am so glad you are having fun! I love the blog- between this and Sports Guy I am all set for entertainment at work...
Please, Please keep up the drawings- that was amazing! I felt like I was there!

Julie said...

Hi Guys! Binder you are absolutely putting Zack to shame with the beard growth. I've totally been to those ruins you were at - I thought mainland Belize was incrdible! Also, Caye Caulker is beautiful! When I was there they were supposed to have their annual Lobster Fest with a Lobster Princess and all. Apparently all the fishermen got too drunk to fish so they had Chicken Fest instead. Enjoy! We miss you!

Breezy said...

The beard watch is great.. when things start living in your beard you might want to limit the visibility on the beard pics!!
Glad you guys are having a blast. We miss you guys.
PS- will the manchini be making the rest of the trip?

Unknown said...

yes the mankini is def staying. go steal it and bring it to the jungle. and binder, your sketches are amazing, those art classes finally paid off!

Anonymous said...

Hey guys! I love reading about your adventure. Binder, this brings back so many memories about the Beefy Americans doing London. Can't wait for more Southamerican (and Miami) stories!

-Kit

Grady said...

Zack you can't even come close to matching Dimitri's beard, you should just give up now and save yourself some dignity. Binder nice work on the drawing I wish I had your talents.

I love working you guys are missing out

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Unknown said...

Seriously dude, stop making football predictions